The Email (Part 1)

  • Part 2 is here.
  • Part 3 is here.

A few weeks ago, I went out to SF to complete a project. In the midst of $6 gas, $8 cups of coffee and awesome Dim Sum, I also got caught in one of the more bizarre scandals in my life..

I was in Palo Alto to complete a project for an old client. The project involved upgrading a bunch of things (Oracle 12->19, Centos Linux->Rocky Linux, Oracle Java->OpenJDK) in a running application and making sure things didn't break in the middle.

I had to talk to the tech team (IT guys) and functional team (testers) at all times to make sure everyone involved was "on the same page".

To ensure I didn't miss anyone. Every email I sent out was to EVERYONE. Since I was doing technical work, I put all people on the tech team in the TO: Line, and put all people on the functional team, who will be testing things after I am done on the CC: Line.

A typical email looked like the following:

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TO: John, Joe, James, Jason, Eddie, Chris ... (+ 10 more people)

CC: Grace, Jamie, Tammy, Sue, Christy ... (+11 more people)

Subject: Blah Blah..

Hello everyone,

BLAH BLAH BLAH ..

Best regards,

John

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Looks ok, correct? Yeah I thought so too ...

Then a few days later I get a call from Armon at the HR department. As a general rule, when you get a call from HR, it's not good.

So I show up at his office.

"Hello John." said Armon.

"Hey man, what's going on. Is everything ok?" I asked.

"Well, we got a call from a person who said they were not happy with your emails." said Armon.

"What?" I shouted. "May I ask what I did that was so offensive?"

"Well" replied Armon. "It seems this person was not happy in the way you sent out the email."

"May I ask you to be a bit more specific...?"

"Well you see, you added all the women on the CC: line of the email, whereas all the men are on the main TO: line. The someone in the former group feels that is discriminating."

"Are you NUTS???" I shouted back.

"Well," replied Armon. "this person feels the CC: line is inferior to the TO:line in an email..."